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Jessica Simpson is having a shitty year

As evidenced by these photos of her with no make-up on at Dallas airport last night, the paparazzi have pursued Jessica Simpson to no end ever since she publicly exhibited poor skills in wardrobe choice and physical fitness. And,... ...read full story

Tom Cruise is a jackass

Tom Cruise's stupidity almost caused an international incident while he's in Brazil promoting his latest movie Valkyrie. Page Six reports: Cruise tried to ingratiate himself to reporters by saying hola (hello) and gracias (thanks), not realizing tha ...read full story

Ashley Judd & Sarah Palin have cat-fight over wolves. Next to an iguana. (Last part might not have happened.)

While I personally believe as an American I have the Zeus-given right to harpoon zebras from a hovercraft (Don't judge me.), Ashley Judd is taking on Governor Sarah Palin for allowing Alaskans to hunt wolves from planes, according to... ...read full story

Paris Hilton gets dumped by comic book geek

In her pursuit to land Mr. Right then gold dig his face off, Paris Hilton recently attempted to land Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel. Except things went south when he realized she's a social pariah and tried to bring... ...read full story

Etta James has senior moment, trashes Beyonce, Obama

Etta James had a moment at a Seattle concert last week where she trashed Beyonce for singing a rendition of "At Last" at President Barack Obama's inauguration. Which is odd considering Beyonce recently played Etta in the film Cadillac... ...read full story

Mickey Rourke realizes he's not a complete eye-sore. Takes action.

Here's Mickey Rourke in Paris, and I don't even know. It's like he looked in the mirror and said, "I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of... ...read full story

Jessica Alba admits to wearing girdle

In an interview obviously conducted before Rebecca Romjin made every new mother in America weep for hours, Jessica Alba talks to Elle about getting back in shape after giving birth to daughter Honor Marie in June: On snapping back... ...read full story

Katie Price understands 'kid-friendly'

Here's British TV personality Katie Price at a Los Angeles Toys 'R Us yesterday, and her outfit had to make for an awkward drive home for parents shopping with their kids: "Why can't I show people my underwear, but... ...read full story

Michael Lohan quits blogging

Seen here with Stephen Baldwin to emphasize his asshat-ness, Michael Lohan has announced he's done blogging. Apparently, he's tired of ranting about Samantha Ronson and decided to pull the plug on his blog - by ranting about Samantha Ronson:... ...read full story

Sam Lutfi is broke. Who saw that coming?

While nobody, including Sam Lutfi, thought his lawsuit against Britney Spears and her parents was for anything but money, TMZ has uncovered information that shows Sam is up to this douchebeard in debt: According to documents obtained by TMZ,... ...read full story